What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.