What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.