I'll let you know when I find out...
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Lets get Jobs!
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
An anarchid.
ANKH ANKH!!
Both have LAX security.