How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!