How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile