How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.