How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.