How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.