How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."