What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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You Snoop, Dogg.

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A: A competent liberal President.

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I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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Boys clothes half off.

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.