What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know