What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.