What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.