What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.