What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.