What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.