Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know