Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Roach Jokes More Roach Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know