Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Who survives?

America.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.