Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.