Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Roach Jokes More Roach Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.