Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.