What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in