What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in