What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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Raisin bran

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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She kicked the bucket !

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.