Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.