Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In