Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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Who was left?

deleted

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.