Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)