Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.