What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!