What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.