How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.