How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks"

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.