Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...