Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)