Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What was the condiment stand charged with?

with a deadly weapon.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank