Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!