What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.