What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !