What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.