You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Phil
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Cos I'm quitting today."
He was resisting a rest
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A black man who committed a crime.
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
