What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.