What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.