What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.