What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.