Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.