Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.