Darth Mall Jokes

Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.