Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

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Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut