What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.