He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Her husband on a date.
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
