Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!