Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.