How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."