How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!