How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

removed

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.