How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.