How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.