How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.