Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"