Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.