Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!