How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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How do introverts feel within society?

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What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.