How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!