How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.