How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: