How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

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