How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

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