How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.