What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!