What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.