How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What did the tire say to the tire?

A: I'm tired!