How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.