How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.