How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.