How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.