How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What did the tire say to the tire?

A: I'm tired!