How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.