How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.