What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing