What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing