What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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One...but it takes him 27 tries

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing