What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing