What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.