What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!