What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.