What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!