What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

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First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Where is the lift?

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !