What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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Because "6, 7 ate".

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !