What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !