What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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A caterpillar

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What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"