What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans