What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.