What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.