Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.