Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans