Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)