Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
To find Pluto.
An Eh-lien!
You planet.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Because there is no atmosphere!
It's a vacuum!
A: You plan-et.
An unidentified flying omelet!
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Steer Wars.
Illegal Aryans
STARbucks.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
They planet. (Plan-et)
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
She's only attracted to colored guys.
Rocky Road.
Lack-toes intolerant
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.