while their kids were like, "What's a record
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
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Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .