Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

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What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby