Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape !
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
Because it was Far Out!
With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson
Methed up
The
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
Bring out your camera.
By selling your camera.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
They'll tell you.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
WASWAS.
Faith No More
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
