Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape !
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Cause they lack the towers.
They lack the element of supplies
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
Because they chew balls.
head & shoulders
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
This.
Have faith, don't question.
Barq's Root Beer.
Hop rods.
Water Polio
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Because he always went Against All Odds.