Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape !
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
I literally chant even..."
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Water Polio
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Long time, no see."
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
It got flagged.
We stopped Germany.
Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...
He became a vegetarian.
He thlides into your DMth.
Because he's an Xboxer.
