Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape !
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
A: Pretty good
I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
Germany
Because they'd Russia lot
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
They mostly wrap.
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Viola.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
They log in.
Hey, this looks new!"