Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape !
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
She has it bronzed.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Recalculating route.
They're disposable
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
Lack of originality
yo get off me, homes!
A: Development of a working match.
Cello!
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
I don't have an alcohol collection.
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