Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape !
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
WD-4D
The corpse.
There are no videos of Mike Tyson.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Sparky.
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
A: Development of a working match.
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GERMany.
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He removed the appendix!
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.