Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.