Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag