Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.