Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.