What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction