What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.