What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"