What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"