Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!