Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost