Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.