Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.