Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff