What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!