What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata