What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!