What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!