What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!