What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.