What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!