What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!