What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.