What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!