What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!