How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.