How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts