How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.