How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP