How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !