What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....