What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Everest Jokes More Everest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.