What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.