Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.