Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!