Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made