Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed