Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once