What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.