An egg gets laid before it cracks.
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
About 500 calories.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Over-Yeezy.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.
