What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.