What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.