A: Because when they're born they get laid.
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
Because it was a double-crosser
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Immaculate Infection
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Polaroids.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.