A: Because when they're born they get laid.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Ohh.. About a handful.
A battery hen !
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
They don't have the right koalfications!
Because there's nothing wong with it.
