Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.