Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm