Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.