Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !