Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.