Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.