What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.