What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Incredible Hulk Jokes More Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper