What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.