What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.