What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.