What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !