What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"