What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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My zipper.

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper